You know, I just love innovative, convenient beauty products that promise to liberate your beauty routine from at least two other steps and change your look for the better. Unfortunately, Loreal's chubby Eye Smoker pencil is not one of those products. Oh, sure, it looks great on Milla in the ads, and perhaps it's just because I'm no Milla, but this stuff looked and performed pretty disgustingly on me. First, it WON'T BLEND. You draw a line under your eye and - it just clumps and congeals. Ewwwwww (and I don't wear concealer under my eyes, so that's not the problem). Second, it just melts right off. No, really. Within an hour, you look like you've been boozing for three days straight without any sleep - not exactly the look I'm going for - and I don't even have oily skin! Unless you know of any better chubby eye pencils out there, stick to traditional liner and shadow.